Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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