hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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