What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.