He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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