everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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