Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I could have mohawked her pubes.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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