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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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(856): would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions. http://tfl.nu/8b19

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(650): View more from California

i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.

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(650): i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text. http://tfl.nu/726d

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(330): View more from Ohio

did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..

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(330): did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding.. http://tfl.nu/ng2x

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(217): View more from Illinois

I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...

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(217): I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs... http://tfl.nu/dm06

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents

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(843): I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents http://tfl.nu/wxlb

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(617): Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness? http://tfl.nu/575t

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(918): We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out http://tfl.nu/vv84

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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(703): Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk. http://tfl.nu/el36

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(585): View more from New York

I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...

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(585): I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party... http://tfl.nu/k1nk

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(712): View more from Iowa

Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.

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(712): Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night. http://tfl.nu/6nit

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(925): View more from California

Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.

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(925): Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude. http://tfl.nu/h87p

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.

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(506): Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions. http://tfl.nu/8zye

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(850): View more from Florida

The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.

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(850): The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud. http://tfl.nu/iki6

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(818): View more from California

Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

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(818): Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party. http://tfl.nu/8owu

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.

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(404): Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now. http://tfl.nu/qdkd

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