Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing