I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Bring me that man meat
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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