i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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