oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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