so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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