Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You can't motorboat a personality
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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