Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
