How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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