Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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