I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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