so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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