Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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