Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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