You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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