This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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