I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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