let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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