thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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