Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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