You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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