paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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