So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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