ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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