tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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