Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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