uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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