Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i need some magic done to my vagina
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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