Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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