She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
