PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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