I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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