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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

  (713): View more from Texas

  No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out

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• (805): View more from California

  Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians

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• (315): View more from New York

  FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.

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