Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.