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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.

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  This is god's gift to the unemployed.

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• (209): View more from California

  I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo

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• (850): View more from Florida

  some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.

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