Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door (865): and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice http://tfl.nu/lffl
  Replies (23) Good night (7529) Bad night (816)
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son. http://tfl.nu/7jxb
  Replies (13) Good night (663) Bad night (2458)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Girls should come with a carfax report

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): Girls should come with a carfax report http://tfl.nu/ithx
  Replies (55) Good night (7217) Bad night (1694)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting. http://tfl.nu/yl2c
  Replies (13) Good night (6034) Bad night (1141)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener http://tfl.nu/dutw
  Replies (6) Good night (2483) Bad night (1187)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine http://tfl.nu/lktn
  Replies (7) Good night (2874) Bad night (1308)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs. http://tfl.nu/ltie
  Replies (3) Good night (1102) Bad night (581)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now http://tfl.nu/a0kr
  Replies (4) Good night (1042) Bad night (427)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real. http://tfl.nu/p8fj
  Replies (21) Good night (4790) Bad night (745)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up" http://tfl.nu/thd5
  Replies (3) Good night (962) Bad night (465)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause. http://tfl.nu/76t1
  Replies (3) Good night (1317) Bad night (428)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice. http://tfl.nu/p63x
  Replies (2) Good night (570) Bad night (274)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.

  (1-937): View more from Ohio

  That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable. (1-937): That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil! http://tfl.nu/f2da
  Replies (5) Good night (300) Bad night (672)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken. http://tfl.nu/cx45
  Replies (3) Good night (689) Bad night (270)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism http://tfl.nu/db2b
  Replies (3) Good night (593) Bad night (233)

Randomize