There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.