Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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