Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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