I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
This baby is an asshole
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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