real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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