ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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