I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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