I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
