Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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