But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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