To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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