At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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