There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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