Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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