she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
