He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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