My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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