Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How naked do you want me to be?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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