Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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